When geometers get a loan, do they need a cosiner?
money
If you work in demolition, you deserve a raze.
In fairy tale-land, if you cross a bridge, you have to pay the troll.
Inflation in China is yuan big problem.
When I think about money, I start to drool like a dog. It’s my Paylove-ian reflex.
I wasted millions inventing the Sleeveless Mouthwash: it was a foolish in-vest mint.
I exchanged Brazilian currency today. Things just got real.
After the Tuberculosis Society held a lavish fundraising banquet, their coughers were quite full.
The billionaire’s wealth was so unimaginably vast it could only be measured on the rich-turd scale.
The inventor of any cow-measuring device will receive size a bull royalties.


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