Beethoven’s flatulence gave him great pleasure. So he penned Odour to Joy.
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Forget Christmas carols. It’s time to perform Johann’s arias, because today is Bach sing day.
Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
Only old people watch the Grammy Awards.
How do you insulate your percussion instruments? With xylofoam.
Did you know about P. Diddy’s record? He spent a few years in J-Lo. Then he left, because he didn’t want to be friends with Bennifers.
Where will they ear wrecked the Museum of Loud Music?
The homely lass inspired Van Morrison to write ‘Unibrow Eyed Girl’
If the group included a garbage man, they would have been the Swillage People. Their music was trashy anyway.
I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while’ side.


