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12/08/2023

Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.

(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)

12/08/2023

Be a lumberjack. Saw the world.

(12 votes, average: 4.92 out of 5)

12/06/2023

Do teachers build their houses in the Tutor style?

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

11/30/2023

I look up to milkmen. They’re borne litres.

(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

11/12/2023

Does a florist who goes bankrupt get a vasectomy?

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

10/27/2023

The chef fired the waiter for disobeying hors d’oeuvres.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

10/26/2023

I don’t trust doctors. They’re hippocrates!

(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

10/17/2023

Are most cabbies dangerous drivers? Like the old saying goes – nothing’s certain but death in taxis.

(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

10/11/2023

I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”

(5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

09/27/2023

Furniture repo men have a come for table existence.

(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)