If I was trapped 69 days in a hole, I wouldn’t mine. It’s a bit too Chile on the surface.
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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Steamroller operators tend to flatter.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Do duck hunters use call wading? If so, do authors use call foreword? And do sports broadcasters use called his play?
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...The butcher with leftover bits of carcass was struggling to make ends meat. I never sausage effort; it was offally hard work.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The gigolo became a horologist because he liked big clocks.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Being a cremator is a lucrative business.
ED: How’s that?
NED: You urn a lot!
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...I quit the mafia to become a housekeeper. Now I’m a maid man.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Who enjoys a beer while walking? Astrolagers
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear about the disgruntled septic tank cleaner who’s trying to find a plumber job?
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