Hear about the executioner who preferred to work at night? He used gallow in the dark technology.
occupations
Loggers often have back problems. Usually in their lumbar area.
If I was trapped 69 days in a hole, I wouldn’t mine. It’s a bit too Chile on the surface.
Do duck hunters use call wading? If so, do authors use call foreword? And do sports broadcasters use called his play?
Do airport workers have to take hangar management courses?
The gigolo became a horologist because he liked big clocks.
Latest request: Shakespeare-themed wedding puns!
NED: Being a cremator is a lucrative business.
ED: How’s that?
NED: You urn a lot!
I quit the mafia to become a housekeeper. Now I’m a maid man.
Who enjoys a beer while walking? Astrolagers
Hear about the disgruntled septic tank cleaner who’s trying to find a plumber job?


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