Invest in pottery: you’ll make a kiln.
occupations
Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
Hear about the executioner who preferred to work at night? He used gallow in the dark technology.
Loggers often have back problems. Usually in their lumbar area.
If I was trapped 69 days in a hole, I wouldn’t mine. It’s a bit too Chile on the surface.
Do duck hunters use call wading? If so, do authors use call foreword? And do sports broadcasters use called his play?
Do airport workers have to take hangar management courses?
The gigolo became a horologist because he liked big clocks.
Latest request: Shakespeare-themed wedding puns!
NED: Being a cremator is a lucrative business.
ED: How’s that?
NED: You urn a lot!
I quit the mafia to become a housekeeper. Now I’m a maid man.

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