Beer brewers are like punsters: they’re wort smiths.
occupations
Aspiring HVAC contractors should make sure they have their ducts in a row.
The toreador must do all he can to defeat his nemesis. It’s his cat-a-gore-a-bull imperative.
Do sailors have to take courses in anchor management?
What’s a dentist’s favourite garment?
A tee-thurt.
The baker of erotic penis-shaped cakes celebrated the full flour of manhood.
My job is to clean toilets in a courthouse. It’s a lifetime of jury doody.
Wood you consider lumberjacks to be hew man beings? It’s a difficult question, but I have to axe.
When a Muslim butcher gets a divorce, does he have to pay halalimony?
How did the comedian entertain the audience full of doctors?
‘Open wide, and say ha!’


