If you tell a priest a joke and he takes it parson oily, he must be a friar.
oil
BP sponsored a concert in the Gulf of Mexico aka, Oil a Pollutesza
An Albertan’s favourite movie? Tarsand.
I’m drilling for oil. It augers well.
To petro-states much oil wealth has a crude.
Cannibals rely on fossil fuels, especially bit human.
Wasn’t there an oil rigger in that group, the Spillage People?
If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.
Oil drillers never stop working, even when on hole a day.
If you are an oil sheikh in the Middle East, you Arabic deal.


