Senior citizen expects discount at a supermarket: “Do you have any Grey Coupon?”
old people
The boxer who turned priest found much glee in visiting his former ring opponents who were now old and sick, and administering a few last rights.
Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.
I went to a geriatrics conference in the Everglades. I was attacked by goiters.
Mr. T is getting incontinent in his old age. He was recently heard to boast, “I shitty the pool.“
Do old-time hockey players get gerihat-tricks?
What should you feed your demented, senile grandmother?
Gram crackers.
If you lose something in an old-age home, don’t stop until you’ve searched every nook and granny.
Many elderly grandmothers are cloak/cane addicts.
How much mass does it take to smother an elderly woman?
Just one kilogram. But the guilt weighs heavily.