Early hominids were always getting lost. Especially the ancient Meanderthals.
paleontology
Who was the most indecisive dinosaur?
Staygosaurus.
Hear about the paleoanthropologist who lost his cat? He put a sign up advertising the “missing lynx.”
Hear about the paleontologist who got the Holocene mixed up with the Pleistocene? Two words: Epoch Fail.
Which primitive arthropods would occasionally eat little people? A: Tri low bites.
Mass extinction is not much fauna at all.
Paleoanthropologists recently discovered the fossilized remains of primitive ‘bargain hunters’. They’ve named them the Costcolopithecus.
Which dinosaur was the ‘definite article’?
The-saurus.
A fact-checker for the former VP candidate Sarah, aka a Palin-ontologist.
The Paleozoic era was even more computerized than today. Instead of kilobytes, they had trilobites.