A tyrant is like bad weather: The reign never lets up.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Barack O’Bahama was the first Irish president of a Caribbean country.
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(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...YOUNG PEOPLE FILIBUSTERING
Dear Pun Gents, a pun about young people and politics. ~Asghar, London, UK (long-time fan)
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- It’s sad that teenagers see political involvement as a youthless gesture.
- How to get young men interested in politics? Two words: Pornstitutional Bonarchy
- The U.S. constitution does NOT start ‘Wii, the people…’
- Underage voters could elect a minor-ity government.
- You don’t need pubes to serve the public.
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Dear Pun Gents, socialists and death – can you do it? Need to beat ‘youthenasia.’ ~Emma, Melbourne
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Marxed for Death
- Bad Engel shot
- Karl up and die
- Left for dead
- I Shot Lenin
- Communisticable diseases
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...STATE OF THE PUN-ION
Dear Pun Gents, I’d like a pun in response to President Obama’s State of the Union speech. ~Adam, Plymouth, MA (long-time fan)
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The President really dropped Obama last night.
- There was a lot of security in Washington for the speech. They emptied all the Baracks.
- He promises action on Steve Jobs – and with the iPad, he’s delivered!
- Why is he threatening to punish Banksy?
- He’s repealing ‘don’t ask, don’t tell.’ Finally he has his gaze on the military!
- Another foreign policy blunder: a tax credit for Somali business?
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Dear Pun Gents, something funny about John McCain swimming. ~Cody, Salem, OR
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- He’s had another stroke.
- Is that John McCain drowning? He sounds hanoied.
- He doesn’t like swimming. He shies away from blue states.
- When he was drowning, he couldn’t find a Bush to grab onto.
- John can’t swim in his home state. It’s an arid zone-a.
- He’s so afraid of water whenever he gets near a pool he drops a senaturd.
- Michael Phelp’s skills Palin comparison.
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Dear Pun Gents, I would like some puns related to the election in Massachusetts. ~Adam, Plymouth, MA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Health care reform suffers Brown-out
- Obama does penance in Mass.
- Insure-ection!
- They opened up a Kennedy wupass.
- Massa-chooses-shit
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(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Even though the Sri Lankan civil war is over, there’s still a lot of violence. It’s not exactly smooth Ceylon.
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