Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.
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To reduce the numbers of hours people waste watching award shows, many governments are imposing Oscarity measures.
The Simpson boy was shot to death in a Springfield tavern. All evidence pointed toward Moe, the Bart-ender.
Social climbers are trying to reach higher into the statusphere.
I photographed a homeless man. He chased me away, shouting “No pauperazzi!”
Which Harry Potter character divorced his wife? Hag rid.
I picked up chicken pox at a shingles bar.
Which actor gave the most grateful Oscar acceptance speech?
T.Hanks.
Why don’t telephone scam artists use VOIP lines?
Because it’s Internet tell-a-phony.
Fat-free dairy products may promote healthy living, but yoga hurts.

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