The Simpson boy was shot to death in a Springfield tavern. All evidence pointed toward Moe, the Bart-ender.
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Social climbers are trying to reach higher into the statusphere.
I photographed a homeless man. He chased me away, shouting “No pauperazzi!”
Which Harry Potter character divorced his wife? Hag rid.
I picked up chicken pox at a shingles bar.
Which actor gave the most grateful Oscar acceptance speech?
T.Hanks.
Why don’t telephone scam artists use VOIP lines?
Because it’s Internet tell-a-phony.
Fat-free dairy products may promote healthy living, but yoga hurts.
What’s the only thing more annoying than yuppie punsters? A: quipsters.
In the hipster Bible, Jesus says ‘Douche unto others’. This is actually in the Old Testament book of Doucheronomy.