If I shoved potatoes down my pants, would it make me a dictator?
potatoes
Growing up I was mocked for my love of potato chips. Now I’m gonna show all the taters.
I’ll eat any kind of sweet potato. I’m yambidextrous.
Mr. Potatohead went to the oncologist. They assured him “It’s not a tuber!”
Frozen french fries will give you cool-tuber-osis
I’m an investor in mashed potatoes. I receive lump some payments.
I have no regrets about hurling Mr. Potatohead to his death. I yam what I yam.