Someone put a stick in my eye. Now I have a stick matism. In fact they made a movie about my life and this incident: it was a myopic.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Do stutterers drive a hiccup truck?
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...How to promote Viagra in Muslim countries: “I’ll Lack Bar!“
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...An ambitious man with oozing sores will always seek a fester way to do things.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My mom is amazing. She told me, “Some women slow down in their fifties, but me no pause.”
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...It must be hard being colour-blind. It’s a purples-less existence.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Shut-ins may suffer from Stuck Home Syndrome.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Nice butts take my breath away. I’m assmatic.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The man with lockjaw was a jack of all trades, masseter of none.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...TORAH HOLE IN HER
Dear Pun Gents, I am in desperate need of a punny roller derby name! I would really like a badass, mock violent one that has to do with me being Jewish or Diabetic–pretty please! If you can think of as many as possible that would be greatly appreciated. You guys rock, thank you! ~Elyse, Flagstaff, AZ
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Die! Abbey Tic
- Hebrewno Mars
- Jewlia ‘Wild’ Child
- Izzy Rails (Israel)
- Is Rolly
- Queen Insulina
- Jeru Slam!
- Ruth lass
- Blood Sugar Baby
- The Glucagoner
- Shiva-lry is dead
- Shiva LeBoeuf
- Little Prick
- Finger Pricking Good
- Synagogue Reflex
- Torah Hole in Her
- Type 2 Killer
- Judge Dreidel
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