Any pun about cloning my sister is sure to be a growin’ her.
puns about puns
WHO ARTED?
- Art Day’s Night
- Who Arted?
- Arty Har Har
- How Great Thou Art
- Piece Be With You
- Edge Cetera
- Etch Cetera
- Signonyms
- O Pun Minded
- SWordplay
- Drawma
Recently banned as subversive, wordplay in the China is the work of punarchists.
We’re ambitious about puns! We’ve got plans to corny the market.
When it comes to bad mafia puns, the Gents defer to the crapo di tutti crappy: Don Corneone.
To preserve our marriage, my wife and I have a no pun relationship.
We only do portmanteau puns on Valentine’s Day. Because love is blend.
Those who make cross-stitching puns are knit-wits. No more barbs or needling!
NED: I don’t take a lichen to flammable loam.
ED: What the hell are you talking about.
NED: Well – it just doesn’t pass the lit moss test!
ED: Stupidest pun ever.
NED: Was it too grass for you?
Pat’s 2007 Pun Off Punniest of Show Routine :: Puns about Puns
Pat’s 2007 Pun Off Punniest of Show Routine :: Puns about Puns
Read Pat’s first-person reportage from the 2007 Pun Off in Austin, Texas (National Post)
Most puns are just pointless yawn sequiturs. For example: tree puns are not very poplar. Gambling puns are real eye-rollers. Puns about radio frequencies should be band. Video games? No pun nintendo’d! Food puns are hard to take in ingest, and liver puns taste awful — who cares if they’re full of irony! Chicken puns are fowl, obviously, and puns about dismembered cows are absolutely a tear a bull. Islam puns are so offensive, they give me koranaries. So no mo’hammeding it up. And midget puns? Simply the lowest form of humour. The joke’s on me though: as a punster who is also Roman Catholic, I’m pretty much guaranteed never to have sects!