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08/13/2023

In the desert you always hear the same question: “Watch a dune?”

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

08/01/2023

Poor typists are rather un qwerty nated.

(16 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5)

07/30/2023

Women’s hormones promote the enslavement of clowns. It’s all that pro jester own.

(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

07/14/2023

Whenever I see five toes, I know something is a foot.

(14 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5)

07/10/2023

Boo-merang: when you angrily send back your pie.

(10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)

07/08/2023

For a guy holding a cat in his hand, you’re acting especially pompous.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

07/07/2023

I find the most unmotivated people live in Lackawanna, New York.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

07/04/2023

There are few guarantees in life but a blue sky is azure thing.

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

07/02/2023

If you travel to an economically depressed country, be sure that you speak the languish!

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

06/23/2023

Dentists aren’t perfect; they are not without their floss.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)