Women’s hormones promote the enslavement of clowns. It’s all that pro jester own.
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Whenever I see five toes, I know something is a foot.
Boo-merang: when you angrily send back your pie.
For a guy holding a cat in his hand, you’re acting especially pompous.
I find the most unmotivated people live in Lackawanna, New York.
There are few guarantees in life but a blue sky is azure thing.
If you travel to an economically depressed country, be sure that you speak the languish!
Dentists aren’t perfect; they are not without their floss.
Why was Blackbeard upset when he misplaced his jars of urine?
Because a pirate without p is irate.
Smiling can be difficult. It involves rearranging your basic frowndations.


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