Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.
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(10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)Loading...Lufthansa: the German company for people who ask questions in public.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Furniture repo men have a come for table existence.
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(8 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...An ambitious man with oozing sores will always seek a fester way to do things.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...How does a permanent marker work? I simply can’t de-scribe it.
(8 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)Loading...If you are attacked by an artist wielding an etching tool — run! For you are engrave danger. Seek refuge in your local embossing.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My friend knows that a bon mot is like a secret magical password. ‘Oh, pun!’, says ami.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When an exam proctor makes a citizen’s arrest for cheating, it’s invigilante justice.
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