How old is a flower? I can’t tell. Is it adult orchid?
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Window shopping may be fun, but shopping for windows is panes taking work.
I like to stand in lineups, looking at the queued girls.
Nobutty knows what it’s like to have a small behind.
I just found out that my mother’s sister has been forced to work in a graveyard and I’m in diggin’ aunt about it.
Most Italians live outside the capital. Romelessness is a huge problem.
You need help moving? We’ll help. Just haul ‘er!
How does one scoop ice cream? It’s a matter of great cone sequence.
Don’t touch my elbow! Do it and I’ll have you charged with arm rubbery.
Proctor & Gamble: a story of how I made my fortune invigilating exams, but lost it at the racetrack.