Are you missing your girlfriend? A lass and a lack!
random
I flew all the way to Lima just to see an orthodontist. You might accuse me of acting in Peru dentally.
The disorganized Pride parade planner had a bit of a wandering gays.
I made a Hallowe’en pun in January. Guess I spook too soon.
Is it cold in a beehive? No, ‘swarm.
How old is a flower? I can’t tell. Is it adult orchid?
I like to stand in lineups, looking at the queued girls.
Nobutty knows what it’s like to have a small behind.
I just found out that my mother’s sister has been forced to work in a graveyard and I’m in diggin’ aunt about it.
Most Italians live outside the capital. Romelessness is a huge problem.


