I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Those who are willing to taste unfamiliar foods will try-yum-ph in the end.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...People who look at their butt in the mirror and see a wild boar may be suffering from an eye condition known as asspigmatism.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Whenever I see a broken elevator I tend to stair.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Are you crooked? Don’t make me askew twice.
(11 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My failure to succeed in the water vapour business was a mist stopper tunity.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Arithmetic is sum times interesting.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why do those with big noses like making out with their supervisors?
Because – they’re pro-boss-kiss!
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I can guarantee you won’t feel any pain, in “no one’s hurtin” terms.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What does a Hispanic cow say?
“Moo chews grass yes!”
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