Never look back in a seniors home – someone may be caning on you!
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Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?
This photo of a chicken nibbling my butt has an unusual ass-pecked ratio.
My friend drives a steamroller. He’s a grade guy, a real smooth operator. He has a nice flat, and a level head. He’s really into community surface.
It’s easy to sabotage a peaceful protest among my Arabic relatives. It’s like taking Gandhi from habibi.
The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.
Somebody offered me free coffee. I said, ‘Wow, that’s like winning the lattéry!’
I am Amenable to prayer.
If the US is but a shadow of its former self, does that make it A mere icon?
Speak no more than necessary. To do otherwise is just sylly.

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