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02/26/2023

Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

02/21/2023

What’s your Stans on Central Asia?

(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

02/20/2023

My love for small sunbaked rodents is in tanned gerbil.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

01/21/2023

If you get a President in your eye, it will cause a blinkin’.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

01/20/2023

I always lose track of time – on Whensday.

(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

01/09/2023

Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

01/02/2023

Mucus is a miracle substance, with endless pus ability.

(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)

12/31/2022

If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

12/28/2022

Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.

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11/30/2022

Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)