Nobutty knows what it’s like to have a small behind.
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I just found out that my mother’s sister has been forced to work in a graveyard and I’m in diggin’ aunt about it.
You need help moving? We’ll help. Just haul ‘er!
How does one scoop ice cream? It’s a matter of great cone sequence.
Don’t touch my elbow! Do it and I’ll have you charged with arm rubbery.
Proctor & Gamble: a story of how I made my fortune invigilating exams, but lost it at the racetrack.
Shut-ins may suffer from Stuck Home Syndrome.
I have a lot of homeless relatives in Hobo kin, NJ.
Any country that obeys seatbelt laws is an object of my fasten nation.
Some noises just happen onomatically.

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