Is it true that those who polish their own wood never catch veneereal disease?
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A disturbing trend is a freak au courants.
Are you missing your girlfriend? A lass and a lack!
The disorganized Pride parade planner had a bit of a wandering gays.
I made a Hallowe’en pun in January. Guess I spook too soon.
Is it cold in a beehive? No, ‘swarm.
I like to stand in lineups, looking at the queued girls.
I just found out that my mother’s sister has been forced to work in a graveyard and I’m in diggin’ aunt about it.
You need help moving? We’ll help. Just haul ‘er!
How does one scoop ice cream? It’s a matter of great cone sequence.

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