I went to small claims court over a faulty bag of overly frozen vegetables; the case was heard by a just-ice of the peas.
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Was Picasso into wedgies?
We wanted to make today’s pun about huit, but we 8 too much!
So, I’m really into insects. My mom got upset this morning when I called and asked what her plans are for Moth Thursday.
Expecting dry skin immediately after a shower is a towel order.
Ask yourself: M.I.A. person who is likely to disappear for no reason?
Arranging furniture? Turn on some music. You won’t have to ask, “Where does disco?”
Kissing butt isn’t so bad. You have to consider all ass pecks.
So what if I deleted you from my address book? You’re taking it entirely out of contacts.
Forget about cows! It’ll be a low off your mind.