Don’t touch my elbow! Do it and I’ll have you charged with arm rubbery.
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Proctor & Gamble: a story of how I made my fortune invigilating exams, but lost it at the racetrack.
Shut-ins may suffer from Stuck Home Syndrome.
I have a lot of homeless relatives in Hobo kin, NJ.
Any country that obeys seatbelt laws is an object of my fasten nation.
Some noises just happen onomatically.
Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.
What eye wooden do for a prosthetic eyeball.
I hide windmills in my house upstairs. Guess I’m a bit of a fan attic.
If you’re a slave, the own us is on you.


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