Never use a glass bathroom. You’ll be be arrested for loo behaviour and public in-de-can see.
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There’s only one type of lettuce, in Romainia.
The pothole problem is getting crater and crater.
The man who hated fake politeness was so renowned, when he died they preserved him in formality hide.
I eat shoes, cuz I’m a sole full guy.
If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.
When the President of the Chickens commands the hens to increase output, it’s an eggs excretive order.
Undead insects? Some bees don’t want to bite you, but zombies do.
If you see a heavy woman, tell her she’s light, because that’s how you treat LED.
I’m addicted to seaweed. I must… seek kelp.

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