I love me some drunken Germans. Buzzed Franzs forever!
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I stuck my leg in an air duct. It’s my most recentĀ in-vent shin.
Fire your fathers! It’s a Can a Dad Day.
My quest to make money selling pants isĀ income pleat.
Gossips are fun people, pry merrily.
Was Picasso into wedgies?
We wanted to make today’s pun about huit, but we 8 too much!
Kissing butt isn’t so bad. You have to consider all ass pecks.
Anyone who mentions their friend Wanda all the time, has a Wanda-mentional personality.
I was a rusted for leaving metal out in the rain. I didn’t mean to; it was an oxy date.


