The mattress thief was cot in the act… bed-handed.
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Stop licking telephone poles – post taste!
My friend hit me with a book. I said ‘Quit spine on me!’
Macchu Picchu: Where face-recognition technology was developed.
I swallowed a dictionary. You can quote me on that, verb ate em.
When it comes to spreadsheets, I pull no punches. I column as I see em.
If you’re operating a float plane in the bush, bring a flies water.
Raft manufacturers are always floating convention.
Welcome to oh-nein, the year of the nihilist!
How do you open a champagne bottle?
Brut force.