Whenever I see a sick ungulate, I rip its clothes off. Which makes me a barer of bad gnus.
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If you’re a slave, the own us is on you.
Never use a glass bathroom. You’ll be be arrested for loo behaviour and public in-de-can see.
There’s only one type of lettuce, in Romainia.
Being disobeyed by a subordinate is embarrassing enough. But when someone repeatedly disobeys orders I feel more defied.
The pothole problem is getting crater and crater.
The man who hated fake politeness was so renowned, when he died they preserved him in formality hide.
I eat shoes, cuz I’m a sole full guy.
If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.
What’s the fastest fast food? A:Â Lamb-burger-inis.