My quest to make money selling pants isĀ income pleat.
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Gossips are fun people, pry merrily.
Would a flower-powered car run on vase-oline?
Was Picasso into wedgies?
We wanted to make today’s pun about huit, but we 8 too much!
Kissing butt isn’t so bad. You have to consider all ass pecks.
Anyone who mentions their friend Wanda all the time, has a Wanda-mentional personality.
I was a rusted for leaving metal out in the rain. I didn’t mean to; it was an oxy date.
If you want to annihilate an encampment of clowns, don’t hold back: go for the juggle lair.
Atrophy: the only prize for laziness.


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