Would a flower-powered car run on vase-oline?
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Was Picasso into wedgies?
We wanted to make today’s pun about huit, but we 8 too much!
Arranging furniture? Turn on some music. You won’t have to ask, “Where does disco?”
Kissing butt isn’t so bad. You have to consider all ass pecks.
Anyone who mentions their friend Wanda all the time, has a Wanda-mentional personality.
I was a rusted for leaving metal out in the rain. I didn’t mean to; it was an oxy date.
My spit is so spicy. I call it phlegm brulée.
If you want to annihilate an encampment of clowns, don’t hold back: go for the juggle lair.
Atrophy: the only prize for laziness.