I don’t clip my fingernails because I’m a man of many talons.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Where are children most snug in bed? Kentucky.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Steamroller operators tend to flatter.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Miss Maddox loved collecting coins. How do I know? Because I numismatics.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I swallowed a dictionary. You can quote me on that, verb ate em.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you live beneath a sewer, you are destined for grateness.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...People with bad handwriting are actually more intelligent. They tend to be very no legible.
(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I was kicked out of the Glass Eating Society. The entire next day was filled with ex-crew, shitting pane.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The more knowledge I gain, the more ignorance I lose. It’s a bit of knowing situation.
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