Macchu Picchu: Where face-recognition technology was developed.
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Many missile aneus parts are required to launch a rocket up your butt.
How did the illiterate tyrant sign his name?
‘X marks despot.’
Calm people are mellow dramatic.
Welcome to oh-nein, the year of the nihilist!
They gave my mother’s sister a speeding ticket, which hurts my fine auntses.
What happens when you take out people’s eyes?
They cull eyed.
Life can be so confusing. It was only after purchasing a dolphin made of glass that I had any clarity of porpoise.
Unwatered flowers have a license to keel.
I can no longer see my refrigerator. I’ve gone cooler blind.

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