If Jesus had been a mobile developer would he have had theĀ 12 app puzzles?
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So, I’m really into insects. My mom got upset this morning when I called and asked what her plans are for Moth Thursday.
Mollusk-shucking speed is measured in clam-eaters per hour.
Make a pun about the number 1? Ok fine, but only if we half two.
The coolest ‘river-fishing’ themed restaurant has hip waiters.
If you’re operating a float plane in the bush, bring a flies water.
In South America, medicine is so corrupt. Even joint replacement surgeries are controlled by the Columbian cartelage.
I love turning on fans. It gives me vent elation.
If you rely on hotels you are actually quite inn dependent.
It’s the end of the colander. Have funnel on new year’s sieve.


