Why is the Maytag man so lonely?
His wife is fridged.
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(8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...I married the baker’s daughter because she had really big breads.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...When I got rejected by a woman who was hooked up to life support it was so invalid dating.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Getting ‘cold feet’ at your wedding is a medical illness, aka groomatism.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...When a Muslim butcher gets a divorce, does he have to pay halalimony?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...You’re dumping me for a chartered financial analyst? Go ahead, CFA care.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Tiger Woods’ career has philandered.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Divorce really de-vow-ues marriage.
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