When I discovered a casino in the Mennonite neighbourhood, I knew something was Amish.
religion
Parsimony: when someone cheats at golf and then bribes a priest for forgiveness.
The strip club dancer once attended mass, but now she’s a laps Catholic.
Religious intolerance drives people crazy! In fact just thinking about 16th-century Protestant persecution in France is enough to make Huguenots.
Drooling is my new religion. It’s the only path to salivation.
In Italy do the priests ride around on vespers?
The age of religious factionalism is not over. In the news these days, Snoop Dogg is responsible for the Great Shizzum.
Don’t mock Jesus. He is derision Lord.
Converting to Hinduism has dharmatic consequences.
Priests sure know how to treat a laity.


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