When it comes to female Santas, I have a lot of Miss Givings.
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You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.
I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.
How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
Santa puns really sleigh me.
Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.
Santa is the King in the North. Long may he reindeer.
Santa Claus – now that’s a fellow with charisma. Say what you like, the man has presents!
Santa’s favourite metal band? Sleigher.
What does Santa say in November? Mo Mo Mo.