Intensity of dog flatulence? Why, that’s measured by the Bowfart Wind Scale!
science
I was always fascinated by the metric system, thanks to my gram awe’s influence. At school I wasn’t like the rest of the kgs: I certainly wasn’t the litre, and the bullies just wouldn’t lb me alone. At home my dear nano couldn’t console me, nor could my friend Milli who centi me a deca cards to cheer me up. Eventually I cheered up, however, and the abuse didn’t last furlong.
Geometer punks love graph-iti.
During puberty, most quantum physicists were obsessed with observing Mrs. Higg’s bosom.
Avocado’s Number: The amount of particles in a guaco mole.
My greatest sphere is that the Earth is round.
The Paleozoic era was even more computerized than today. Instead of kilobytes, they had trilobites.
Which branch of science is dedicated to launching little people into space?
Astrognomy.
In his college days, Einstein had a psychedelic dream about hobbits being struck by lightning. He awoke and proclaimed to the world this discovery – of the Frodo-electric effect.
When they cloned the great communist philosopher, it was a re-Marxable achievement.
 
					
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