Animal rights activists should be thrown in jail. They’re all PETA-philes.
social justice
Activists are protesting in the North Pole against Santa Claus. Specifically, his use of reindeer as sleigh labour.
The fact that low-income people can’t afford to buy art is simply poor-no-graphic.
The Octopi Wall Street movement was very well-armed, and got a lot of ink.
Many orphanages are a ward winning.
Barack O’Bahama was the first Irish president of a Caribbean country.
Monarchy is bad for the common people. When it reigns, it poors.
Candy factories rely on sweet shop labour.
TOTAL BULLONEY
Dear Pun Gents, anti-bullying awareness is coming up in our hospital and we’re looking for a good slogan to put on a pink t-shirt. Any ideas would be sooooo appreciated! ~Helen, Parry Sound, ON
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- This is a tease hurt
- I like intimate dating, not intimidating.
- This is not a bully market
- Sorry, I’m just not following the threat?
- I’ve [literally] got something on my chest – back off bullies
EQUAL RITES
Dear Pun Gents, something about freedom of religion I can use in a skit (eg for ‘peaceful assembly’, a kid making a lego sculpture) ~Aiedail, Livonia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Rapper: Christ Cross
- Buddha Man [Boo the Man]
- Old people who’ve had joint replacement surgery enjoy freedom of wors hips
- Bible? In this country you can buy whatever bull you choose.
- Those who practice religious oppression will get a few pious in the face.
- Hindu what you want