For Internet cynics, we are all just surfs in a new futile system.
social justice
People in India are always being type-caste.
The U.S. state that employs the most illegal immigrants has a nickname, ie Call-a-foreigner.
I have a lot of homeless relatives in Hobo kin, NJ.
For those who criticize socialized medicine: ICU in Hell.
Believe human freedoms are paramount? You’re a rights supremacist!
Activists are protesting in the North Pole against Santa Claus. Specifically, his use of reindeer as sleigh labour.
The Octopi Wall Street movement was very well-armed, and got a lot of ink.
Many orphanages are a ward winning.
TOTAL BULLONEY
Dear Pun Gents, anti-bullying awareness is coming up in our hospital and we’re looking for a good slogan to put on a pink t-shirt. Any ideas would be sooooo appreciated! ~Helen, Parry Sound, ON
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- This is a tease hurt
- I like intimate dating, not intimidating.
- This is not a bully market
- Sorry, I’m just not following the threat?
- I’ve [literally] got something on my chest – back off bullies

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