TOTAL BULLONEY

Dear Pun Gents, anti-bullying awareness is coming up in our hospital and we’re looking for a good slogan to put on a pink t-shirt. Any ideas would be sooooo appreciated! ~Helen, Parry Sound, ON

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. This is a tease hurt
  2. I like intimate dating, not intimidating.
  3. This is not a bully market
  4. Sorry, I’m just not following the threat?
  5. I’ve [literally] got something on my chest – back off bullies
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EQUAL RITES

Dear Pun Gents, something about freedom of religion I can use in a skit (eg for ‘peaceful assembly’, a kid making a lego sculpture) ~Aiedail, Livonia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Rapper: Christ Cross
  2. Buddha Man [Boo the Man]
  3. Old people who’ve had joint replacement surgery enjoy freedom of wors hips
  4. Bible? In this country you can buy whatever bull you choose.
  5. Those who practice religious oppression will get a few pious in the face.
  6. Hindu what you want
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