I graduated sumo cum laude from the Japan Wrestling Academy.
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(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Dear Pun Gents,
I’m interested in opening an online store that sells stylish and chic jewelry, accessories, and apparel that one can wear both inside and outside the gym. I need a name that speaks to our core demographic – thirty-somethings who love all things fitness and fashion, who love sporting yoga pants in and out of class and pairing them with both fashion and athletic statement pieces. This demo typically shops at lululemon and participates in a variety of activities including running, crossfit, barre, and yoga. They spend money on workouts, trainers, really nice gym clothes, and experiences like races and yoga retreats.
~Ashley, Atlanta, GA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Chic Your BonBon
- BootyLuscious
- Gyminy Cricket
- Perfect Fit
- Fits of Strength
- Baby, HIIT me one more time
- Mistress Yoga [as opposed to Master Yoda?]
- Chicktivate
- Chickivity
- Fash Forward
- Lulu’s Accent
- Gymini [rhymes with Gemini]
- The Gym and I
- Slim Gym
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A man who wins a poker tournament has yet to reach the pinochle of achievement.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My athlete wife won an Olympic gold even while I was cheating on her. I told her, “Quit medalling in my affairs!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The bodybuilding punster pumped irony.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Never date a downhill skier. You’ll end up with slopey seconds.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Do fencers enjoy crossword puzzles?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for two sisters entering their first 5k obstacle. Both stay at home moms (29 and 33). ~Debbie
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Soeur Legs
- Sore-Already Sisters
- Sisters Have Mercy
- Twisted Sisters
- Stay at Homewreckers
- Drop The Mom On Ya
- SisTeam of a Down
- No Way to Race a Child
- Si Bling
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The man who could sit for hours in the steam room, outlasting all others, was crowned swelter wait champion of the world. A real tough saunafabitch.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The baseball player’s swing was so good, some said it defied the Laws of Physics. The critics, however, claimed his bat was quarked.
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