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08/29/2023

The bodybuilding punster pumped irony.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

08/19/2023

Never date a downhill skier. You’ll end up with slopey seconds.

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

08/02/2023

Do fencers enjoy crossword puzzles?

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08/01/2023

Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for two sisters entering their first 5k obstacle. Both stay at home moms (29 and 33). ~Debbie

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

Soeur Legs
Sore-Already Sisters
Sisters Have Mercy
Twisted Sisters
Stay at Homewreckers
Drop The Mom On Ya
SisTeam of a Down
No Way to Race a Child
Si Bling

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

07/28/2023

The man who could sit for hours in the steam room, outlasting all others, was crowned swelter wait champion of the world. A real tough saunafabitch.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

07/19/2023

The baseball player’s swing was so good, some said it defied the Laws of Physics. The critics, however, claimed his bat was quarked.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

07/05/2023

The NBA player was charged with reckless driving under the influence of alcohol—and summarily convicted. For the prosecution, it was a slam drunk case.

(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)

07/05/2023

Several Olympic events involve coffee: eg. the decaflon and the java line.

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

07/04/2023

The heavyweight champ had a money fist destiny.

(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

06/30/2023

There was a dream match at the World Ping-Pong tournament, where in the last game the seeded #1 faced the seeded #2. Fans called this dramatic match the Peeing-Pooing Finale.

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)