WEBBED ENTHUSIASM

Dear Pun Gents, we’d like to recognize staff members who help keep our website up-to-date and accurate and would like a clever name for such an award. ~Julie, Richmond, VA (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. HTML Baby One More Time
  2. Site for Sore Eyes Award
  3. Kicking RSS and Taking Names
  4. The Blog Monster
  5. CMSter of the Universe
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IGNORAMUSING

Dear Pun Gents, something about man’s ignorance of nature. The plague of technology etc. ~Ashley, Sydney, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. We’re on a slippery slope, ie tech-knoll-ology.
  2. Didn’t Stephen King write a horror novel called I.T.?
  3. To protect myself from evil technology, iPadlocked my gate.
  4. It’s Life is Beautiful, not Life is Boot-able.
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What’s a morse code expert’s favourite tech website? Dashdot.

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PHONE BALONEY

Dear Pun Gents, I need a good name for a giveaway that a company involved with phones and bluetooth devices does every Friday. ~Torin, Snoqualmie, WA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Pho… Pho… Phone!  Merry Xmas!
  2. Phone-me of the State
  3. Catching Phlies with Phoney
  4. The bluetooth and nothing but the bluetooth
  5. John Wilkes Bluetooth
  6. It’s a call amity!
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XBO 2010

Dear Pun Gents, I need a new Xbox live name. I was hoping you guys could use my name or part of my name in it. Thanks! ~Richard, Troy, MI (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. For richard or poorer
2. Troy Again
3. Just Troy Mi
4. Ric Hard

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LAWFUL WEDDED WISECRACKS

Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a punny name for a new blog. Something shorter and more clever than, “One man’s quest for figuring out how to plan a gay wedding while negotiating freaked-out family drama and keeping sight of the real reason for getting married – the other groom.” Thanks! ~Brian, Boulder, CO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Groom with a View
  2. Gay Mon!
  3. Married to a Blog – but he’s a nice fella!
  4. Aisle Be There
  5. Nup it in the bud
  6. Diary of Stan/Frank
  7. Let’s Wed and See
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NED: Who loaded the printer with the wrong-sized paper?
ED: I did.
NED: That’s dumb. Why’d you do it?
ED: April foolscap!

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