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To all the social media innovators spreading online chicken memes, please, GIF yourself a big hen!
Airbnbing in a small vacation town is dangerous. You may run into some village-rent people.
PURRFECTION
Dear Pun Gents, I am in need of a pun/clever name for my esty store & boutique. I sell mainly women’s accessories. Things like fashion jewelry, handbags, makeup and home goods. I am best known as a “crazy cat lady” so I would love a catty type pun. I am open to anything though. I would like it to not be overly girly. Thanks! ~Rachael, Raytown, MO
- Pussy Galore
- Purrfect Pieces
- Purrfection
- Handbag Lady
- Feline Your Best
- That Lovin’ Feline
- Pawsitively Everything
- Brooching the Subject
- Lipstick on a Cat
- Santa Claws
- Lara Craft – the Home Raider
- Whiskery Business
- Meow Magic
- My Little Boo Tique
- Cute As a Knittin’
I GET WEP
Dear Pun Gents,
I need a really clever name for my wifi network. If it helps, GW lives down the street from me. That’s all I got. Oh! I’ve read all the “top wifi names” articles, so please be original. Please be my funny! ~Erin, Dallas, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Wified when you can cuddle
- Cuz I got Wi, cuz I got Fi
- WTFi
- I GET WEP
- Enter assward
- Enter pa’s wart
- Neithernet Port
- Do the DNSty
- MMMbps, ba duba dop
- Webbins of Mass Distraction
- Surfin’ Turf
- If you’re IP and you know it – enter pass.
- Keep it on the download
- You can use my wifi if I can suck the air out of your nose. [not a pun]
A defibullator saves lies.
BRINGING SEXY FEEDBACK
Dear Pun Gents, we’re trying to come up with a fun name for a wall display showing the good feedback we get about our email help desk at work. So far I’ve only been able to come up with “the rating’s on the wall.” ~Muirean, Dublin, Ireland
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- ResPonzi Scheme
- How wall are we doing?
- The Wailing Wall
- This wall is carved in comment.
- Eval-holla
- Email Mall
MODUS OPERANDI
Dear Pun Gents, I’m creating a modding shop and came up with the name Modzilla. Need a good motto under the logo, but haven’t got there yet. Any ideas? ~Konstantinos, Helsinki, Finland
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- A Vicious Modster
- Get Mod, Get Even
- Her Modusty’s Secret Service
- The Adjustment Bureau
- Flavour of the Tweak
ANYONE FOR MIMOsa?
Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun to include the word MIMO (multiple input multiple output), reflecting a hub for the exchange of news, thoughts and ideas. I thought of puns like MIMOre and MIMOtion, but you are obviously better at this. ~Danny, תל אביב, Israel
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- MIMOzone
- Land of MIMOz
- MIMOry
- MIMOzine
ANDROIDGENIUS
Dear Pun Gents, I am starting a hang-out joint based on communication; specifically Google-driven Android phones. Need a happy theme name based on the many applications they offer. ~Edward, Nakuru, Kenya (long-time fan)
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- App Repos
- Bon App-etit
- Go Ogle Me
- Comm Union
- Appy Go Lucky
- Bar Five [as in, signal bars]
- What’s App?

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