Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...At the Last Supper, Judas ruined Jesus’ omelette. That day became known as Gooed Fried Egg.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s the first resource for an unemployed preacher?
Book of Job.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Jesus told a lot of stories about poor people. They are great stories. In fact, they are income parable.
(19 votes, average: 4.68 out of 5)Loading...When Jesus was on Earth, the winters were very cold. Luckily he had his 12 apopsicles.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Man cannot live on bread alone?
Nonsense!
As the Beatles famously sang, ‘All You Need Is Loaf’.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Noah was extremely promiscuous during his travels on the boat. He was known as the first ark dick explorer.
(12 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)Loading...Easter is all about sandwiches. Because heroes on the third day. The disciples thought it was about potato chips. Because they took the body and had it all dressed.
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