Want good luck? Then warmly greet a dwarf. It can have a ‘hey low’ effect.
the little people
Clothing a dwarf is hard. That’s why they launched the Human Jean-Gnome project.
Which linguist is a midget-eating cannibal?
Gnome Chompsky.
THE PUNOFF HAS BEEN MOVED INDOORS DUE TO THE WEATHER. THE WEBCAST MAY BE AFFECTED.
Some little people are underachievers. Their minds go to waist.
We believe in rights for little people, and vigorously defend their freedom of reach.
The rich but deranged warlord kept a harem of midget concubines who slept outside. Clearly this was a man of imp whore tents.
When I heard the pun about the sleepless little person, I was un imp rest.
Midget horror movies are rarely grew-some.
Half bull, half dwarf? Run, it’s the minutaur!
Some ‘little people’ like to go on ‘power trips’. They’re mega low maniacs.