Hypothetical situations are best described as whether forecasts.
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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...During a tornado, there is always a column before the storm.
(6 votes, average: 2.83 out of 5)Loading...Why is Michael Jackson so crazy?
Well, he’s been hit by lightening several times.
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...When the glacier was asked for an opinion on global warming, it replied “I dunno, I’ve never really thawed about it.”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What does a portly fellow wear to get shelter from the rain?
A pauncho.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Frozen: the state of being that results from having ‘big hair’ in winter.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Cetaceans may end up lying helpless on the beach whenever there are whale force winds.
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: It’s raining spiders!
ED: Oh no.
NED: It’s a tarantula downpour!
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