There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.
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Loading...With Danielle, then Earl, and then Fiona, we see that storms are named according to letters of the alphabet, with alternating genders. They should call them his and hurricanes.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Those who shovel snow deserve a plows!
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Predicting the wind is a vane pursuit.
(9 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5)Loading...Crime goes up at the end of winter. When I got home the other day my house was burglarized. I said ‘This is the first robbin’ of spring!’
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Gloomy countries like England and Scotland have population problems: they’re overclouded.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...If you let your testicles get too cold, you may suffer from hypospermia.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Do Eskimos believe in recicicling?
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When the weather’s sticky in summer I feel glue-me.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.
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