My wife is turned on by men with yachts. So I bought one. I guess turn a boat is foreplay.
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(7 votes, average: 2.86 out of 5)Loading...Do citrus farmers drive around in lime-oozings?
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Nobody liked the e-bike rider because he just moped around.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The first Concorde failed to achieve its goal of doubling the speed of sound. The dejected aeronautics engineers were upset, saying, “I guess it’s Mach 2 basics.”
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which mineral ought to come in standard containers? Quartz.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Peer pressure is rife within motorcycle gangs. The problem is everywhere. Really, it’s ‘u-bike-wit’-us’!
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Would a flower-powered car run on vase-oline?
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...What’s the official flower of the USA?
Carnation.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How did the arsonist afford his plane ticket?
He redeemed his frequent fire points!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A canal encircling a castle is a rather strange moat of transportation.
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