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05/05/2024

The go go dancer was fired for a legged incompetence.

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

12/14/2023

Quitting a job I don’t like is my only resign for leaving!

(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

12/10/2023

Companies know the cost of hiring brain-dead employees: it can be ex-pensive.

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10/30/2023

Clark Kent takes direction from his hat. Because, you know, it’s his Super visor.

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

10/27/2023

The chef fired the waiter for disobeying hors d’oeuvres.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

10/02/2023

The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

10/02/2023

How did the genie mock the overworked busboy?

He said, “I’ll grant you three dishes.“

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

07/31/2023

Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.

(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

07/03/2023

My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)