If your employer refuses to pay you more money, no problem. Just accuse them of raisism.
the workplace
The manager who couldn’t afford new pens obviously didn’t have a Bic budget.
I was picked to clean the floor of a slaughterhouse. It was like winning the sweep steaks.
NASA is full of yes men. They should call it YASA.
The go go dancer was fired for a legged incompetence.
Quitting a job I don’t like is my only resign for leaving!
Companies know the cost of hiring brain-dead employees: it can be ex-pensive.
Clark Kent takes direction from his hat. Because, you know, it’s his Super visor.
The chef fired the waiter for disobeying hors d’oeuvres.
The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.


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