NED: Did the Secretary of State buy a new car?
ED: Who – HondaLeasa Rice?
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...When President Obama needs to remember something, he just downloads it to Rahm.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination.
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(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...President Bush once took off his socks and spread out his pedal phalanges in Congress. He was criticized for abusing his ‘V’-toe.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Is there is no L on Earth, then Stalin would just be a stain.
(9 votes, average: 2.56 out of 5)Loading...Mime Camp: Hitler’s book about his struggles in training as a performance artist.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...When Obama makes decisions he is unduly influenced by his Boehner.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Castro is getting rid of his nation’s humiliating food lineups. “Because,” he explained, “we are Queue-ban.”
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