President Bush once took off his socks and spread out his pedal phalanges in Congress. He was criticized for abusing his ‘V’-toe.
world leaders
Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
Is there is no L on Earth, then Stalin would just be a stain.
Mime Camp: Hitler’s book about his struggles in training as a performance artist.
When Obama makes decisions he is unduly influenced by his Boehner.
Castro is getting rid of his nation’s humiliating food lineups. “Because,” he explained, “we are Queue-ban.”
Social network for dead presidents: Lincoln.
I invited the Dalai Lama over for dinner, but he said Buddha that, which is just as well, as I’m willing Tibet you anything that he would have run a monk.
Saddam preferred to use gas when he mustard his troops.
Malcom X was unfraid to fart among white people. He simply threw Caucasian to the wind.


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