People who take flight from Cuba, never to return are known as Castro-nots.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you touch the Queen’s head on a penny, you could be arrested; that’s what happens when you copper-feel.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...If you live in North Korea, don’t mock Kim Jong-il’s nuclear ambitions: it means dis missile.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Kim Jong-il was a big fan of Nuke Kids on the Bloc, and always warheads Nuke Kids tee-shirt, while listening in his bunker bed at night. He loved hanging out with his cruise, which included George Bush, whom he called Doctor Death aka ‘Dubya, MD’. He went to the UN wearing a lot of ‘Blix-blix‘ and said ‘Put your Hans in the air like you just don’t care’. He was there all night and El-Baradei. His actions, though far from disarming, definitely enriched heavy metal.
(12 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Castro was against neo-feudalism and for no-foodalism. Meanwhile Trudeau Fidels while Ottawa burns.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Did Snoop Dogg admire Mussolini? Fascizzum.
(8 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)Loading...Why did Obama need to go shopping for nylons?
Because – he lost the support of the hose.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Don’t go to hotels in Iran. You’ll just line the pockets of the Hyatt-toll-ah.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Before Hitler got heavily into genocide, he hosted a gameshow: Blind Hate.
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