How do they seed clouds? Alter rain vehicles.
Month: September 2013
STRANGER THAN FIXIN’
Dear Pun Gents, I need a clever, fun and memorable name for me and my uncle’s business. We repair and restore nasty non-working washing and drying machines and recycle them back into the wild (meaning we sell them on Craigslist). We also do other appliances but mainly washer and dryers for now. In additions to sales we also do in-home repairs for people who don’t want to buy new or used. ~Roberto, Jonesboro, AR
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Money Launderers
- Grim Repairs
- Clean Break
- Stranger than Fixin’
- The Appliance Den
- Cycle Recycle
- KingSpin
- Lazarus Machines
- Just Wash Me
- Buy and CL
- Immortal Machines
- Undead Washers
- Soaklahoma
You get pimples during puberty. That’s what happens during a gross spurt.
TROP AND GIVE ME 20
Dear Pun Gents,
Help! I feel stuck – My business partner and I are looking for a fun and memorable business name. We are a fitness holiday business targeting people (mainly men) who want to transform their physiques by building muscle and have been frustrated with their progress so far. The retreats will be held in luxury villas in Asian holiday locations (starting with Bali). People learn through experiencing 3 or 5 days of intensive assessment, training, learning about fitness, nutrition etc. At the same time people get some time off to relax in a tropical paradise in a luxury villa and experience some local sights. ~Saxon, Singapore
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Trop and Give Me 20
- Big Lux [Big Lugs]
- Press Your Lux
- Villagym
- The Vacation Train
- Traincation
- Full Body Vacation
- The First Resort
- Paradise Program
- Body, Mind and Spoil
- Bali Builders
- Fancy Pants Training
- A Cut Above
- Booty Camp
- All Intense and Purposes
- Body Hard, Play Hard
For a career in international diplomacy, you should get a job in a milkshake parlour. Then you’ll be well acquainted with whirled litres.
PURRFECTION
Dear Pun Gents, I am in need of a pun/clever name for my esty store & boutique. I sell mainly women’s accessories. Things like fashion jewelry, handbags, makeup and home goods. I am best known as a “crazy cat lady” so I would love a catty type pun. I am open to anything though. I would like it to not be overly girly. Thanks! ~Rachael, Raytown, MO
- Pussy Galore
- Purrfect Pieces
- Purrfection
- Handbag Lady
- Feline Your Best
- That Lovin’ Feline
- Pawsitively Everything
- Brooching the Subject
- Lipstick on a Cat
- Santa Claws
- Lara Craft – the Home Raider
- Whiskery Business
- Meow Magic
- My Little Boo Tique
- Cute As a Knittin’
Baseball is a team effort. Especially the bullpen. Everyone has to pitch inning.
I’m attracted to finance majors: they are quite B.Comming.