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All Puns for September, 2013


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09/30/13

Spilling Elizabeth’s beverage is a threat to British sovereign tea.

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09/29/13

Any failure of change machines to accept cash is untenable.

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09/28/13

How do they seed clouds? Alter rain vehicles.

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09/27/13

Which broadcaster was too horse to read the news? Chevalter Kronkite. He was offered some water, but said ‘neigh‘, even though he knew it would stirrup trouble.

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09/26/13

The unwritten 11th commandment was “Thou shalt not bray like an animal.” But it was never officially goatified.

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09/25/13

I’ve been to too many global economic forums, and now I’m feeling G8′ed.

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09/24/13

Next season, Walter White becomes a baseball slugger, in Breaking Bat.

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09/23/13

My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.

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09/21/13

Never trust an android. They can always be bot.

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09/20/13

STRANGER THAN FIXIN’

Dear Pun Gents, I need a clever, fun and memorable name for me and my uncle’s business. We repair and restore nasty non-working washing and drying machines and recycle them back into the wild (meaning we sell them on Craigslist). We also do other appliances but mainly washer and dryers for now. In additions to sales we also do in-home repairs for people who don’t want to buy new or used. ~Roberto, Jonesboro, AR

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Money Launderers
  2. Grim Repairs
  3. Clean Break
  4. Stranger than Fixin’
  5. The Appliance Den
  6. Cycle Recycle
  7. KingSpin
  8. Lazarus Machines
  9. Just Wash Me
  10. Buy and CL
  11. Immortal Machines
  12. Undead Washers
  13. Soaklahoma
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