Any failure of change machines to accept cash is untenable.
Month: September 2013
How do they seed clouds? Alter rain vehicles.
STRANGER THAN FIXIN’
Dear Pun Gents, I need a clever, fun and memorable name for me and my uncle’s business. We repair and restore nasty non-working washing and drying machines and recycle them back into the wild (meaning we sell them on Craigslist). We also do other appliances but mainly washer and dryers for now. In additions to sales we also do in-home repairs for people who don’t want to buy new or used. ~Roberto, Jonesboro, AR
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Money Launderers
- Grim Repairs
- Clean Break
- Stranger than Fixin’
- The Appliance Den
- Cycle Recycle
- KingSpin
- Lazarus Machines
- Just Wash Me
- Buy and CL
- Immortal Machines
- Undead Washers
- Soaklahoma
You get pimples during puberty. That’s what happens during a gross spurt.
Life can be so confusing. It was only after purchasing a dolphin made of glass that I had any clarity of porpoise.
TROP AND GIVE ME 20
Dear Pun Gents,
Help! I feel stuck – My business partner and I are looking for a fun and memorable business name. We are a fitness holiday business targeting people (mainly men) who want to transform their physiques by building muscle and have been frustrated with their progress so far. The retreats will be held in luxury villas in Asian holiday locations (starting with Bali). People learn through experiencing 3 or 5 days of intensive assessment, training, learning about fitness, nutrition etc. At the same time people get some time off to relax in a tropical paradise in a luxury villa and experience some local sights. ~Saxon, Singapore
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Trop and Give Me 20
- Big Lux [Big Lugs]
- Press Your Lux
- Villagym
- The Vacation Train
- Traincation
- Full Body Vacation
- The First Resort
- Paradise Program
- Body, Mind and Spoil
- Bali Builders
- Fancy Pants Training
- A Cut Above
- Booty Camp
- All Intense and Purposes
- Body Hard, Play Hard
When Romeo called to her on the balcony, Juliet knew he was a ledgeable bachelor.
I thought you were lost in a fog. But I was mist taken.
Farming advice: be a fallower, not a weeder.
For a career in international diplomacy, you should get a job in a milkshake parlour. Then you’ll be well acquainted with whirled litres.