   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. All Puns for September, 2013Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 09/30/13
Spilling Elizabeth’s beverage is a threat to British sovereign tea.   (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 09/29/13
Any failure of change machines to accept cash is untenable.  (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 09/28/13
How do they seed clouds? Alter rain vehicles. (9 votes, average: 3.44 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 09/27/13
Which broadcaster was too horse to read the news? Chevalter Kronkite. He was offered some water, but said ‘neigh‘, even though he knew it would stirrup trouble. (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 09/26/13
The unwritten 11th commandment was “Thou shalt not bray like an animal.” But it was never officially goatified. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 09/25/13
I’ve been to too many global economic forums, and now I’m feeling G8′ed. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 09/24/13
Next season, Walter White becomes a baseball slugger, in Breaking Bat. (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 09/23/13
My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment. (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 09/21/13
Never trust an android. They can always be bot. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 09/20/13
STRANGER THAN FIXIN’ Dear Pun Gents, I need a clever, fun and memorable name for me and my uncle’s business. We repair and restore nasty non-working washing and drying machines and recycle them back into the wild (meaning we sell them on Craigslist). We also do other appliances but mainly washer and dryers for now. In additions to sales we also do in-home repairs for people who don’t want to buy new or used. ~Roberto, Jonesboro, AR AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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