Spilling Elizabeth’s beverage is a threat to British sovereign tea.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Any failure of change machines to accept cash is untenable.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...How do they seed clouds? Alter rain vehicles.
(9 votes, average: 3.44 out of 5)Loading...Which broadcaster was too horse to read the news? Chevalter Kronkite. He was offered some water, but said ‘neigh‘, even though he knew it would stirrup trouble.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...The unwritten 11th commandment was “Thou shalt not bray like an animal.” But it was never officially goatified.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I’ve been to too many global economic forums, and now I’m feeling G8’ed.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Never trust an android. They can always be bot.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...STRANGER THAN FIXIN’
Dear Pun Gents, I need a clever, fun and memorable name for me and my uncle’s business. We repair and restore nasty non-working washing and drying machines and recycle them back into the wild (meaning we sell them on Craigslist). We also do other appliances but mainly washer and dryers for now. In additions to sales we also do in-home repairs for people who don’t want to buy new or used. ~Roberto, Jonesboro, AR
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Money Launderers
- Grim Repairs
- Clean Break
- Stranger than Fixin’
- The Appliance Den
- Cycle Recycle
- KingSpin
- Lazarus Machines
- Just Wash Me
- Buy and CL
- Immortal Machines
- Undead Washers
- Soaklahoma
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I come from a village of mapmakers. When I left home my parents said ‘Son, never forget your routes.’
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...You get pimples during puberty. That’s what happens during a gross spurt.
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