My parrot speaks many languages. He is a pollymath.
Month: January 2019
Salt puns are just sodium.
In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?
What do you call an octopus with no arms?
An octogon!
Women who wear anklets have a gam-bling addiction.
Is it very fun when a Frenchman tells you to pronounce the words ‘ink’, then ‘Roy’, then ‘apple’?
Indeed – say ink Roy apple!
The French don’t like eating raw fish – they’re afraid of food poissoning.
How did the arsonist afford his plane ticket?
He redeemed his frequent fire points!