The good Samaritan loved his neighbour a bit too freely. He contracted helpatitis.
Go kart racing makes me dizzy. It gives me veer to go.
Anyone who keeps buying GM cars is a fool. I will re-Buick them.
Before priests are allowed to preach, they have to sign a wafer.
Rastoofarians just don’t know when to stop.
Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
I see an increase in prostitution on the ho, risin’.
This week’s hot lit pick: Maybe Dick by Her/Man Melville, with famous opening line “Call me shemale.”
Poor typists are rather un qwerty nated.
The Canadian people will tolerate a dictator. Which is why its parliament is pro-roguing.