The good Samaritan loved his neighbour a bit too freely. He contracted helpatitis.
Go kart racing makes me dizzy. It gives me veer to go.
Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
Anyone who keeps buying GM cars is a fool. I will re-Buick them.
If pork bellies trade on the NASDAQ exchange, do pork scrotums trade on the NADSAQ?
Before priests are allowed to preach, they have to sign a wafer.
Mexican food is healthy–very high in amigo acids.
Are you crooked? Don’t make me askew twice.
The Portland undertaker’s society started a new periodical, called the Maggot Zine. It features weekly new fleshes. Apparently their readership is very dessicated. Since the Zine is free, they rely heavily on their Oregon donors.
Rastoofarians just don’t know when to stop.