The good Samaritan loved his neighbour a bit too freely. He contracted helpatitis.
Go kart racing makes me dizzy. It gives me veer to go.
Anyone who keeps buying GM cars is a fool. I will re-Buick them.
Before priests are allowed to preach, they have to sign a wafer.
Mexican food is healthy–very high in amigo acids.
Rastoofarians just don’t know when to stop.
I’m scariest when nude. I’m a grisly bare.
Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
I see an increase in prostitution on the ho, risin’.
Anyone who repeatedly paves a street is retarreded.