What is the Cry-Tyrion for an emotional scene by Peter Dinklage? #GOT
Month: July 2020
One of my legs is actually just a hologram. It give me a rather e-femural sensation.
Do masochists enjoy their barbecue?
Yes – especially propane.
If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.
How does a mobster turn down fudge? A: “Fudgegettaboutit!“
What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.
What do roads and butt cracks have in common: asphalt.
I enjoy fish on Yum Kipper.
We all know about his famous bath, but what did Archimedes say his first time before a urinal?
“Urethra! I’ve found it!”
Yoga can be dangerous. If you’re dressing for a class – wear a hazmat suit.