I opened a door. It was ajarring experience.
Month: February 2021
Which reptiles have a sixth sense? Alligaydars
The kinky contortionist prefers self in-fellating mattresses.
When the Pirates of the Caribbean ordered my death, my mind went plank. I knew I was in Depp ship.
When I slept in a chicken coop, I knew I was down on my cluck.
I went to Korea and became a cannibal, and I’m leaving happy and full of Choi.
Why didn’t the Axis powers believe their enemies? Because to them, it was Allies.
Tony Danza’s blood type: O A
I was about to take a job as an enumerator for the government…. Thank goodness I came to my census!
The market for dentures is always fluct chew aiding.