While being serenaded in a cheesy Italian restaurant, you should behave accordionly.
Month: April 2021
The physicists in the Manhattan Project developed a ‘stealth fart’ that made no sound. The world was devastated when the army first used this silent but deadly weapon aka the Atonic Bum.
I have a lot of homeless relatives in Hobo kin, NJ.
Puns are great. They are absolutely phonemenal.
Women love reading Charlie Brown. They have Peanuts envy.
The epicentre of radical feminism is New York City, aka Man-hatin’.
Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.
Those who purchase knickknacks are buy curios.
Audiences vote for the contestant with the best pubic hair on A merkin Idol. You can watch it on PuBeS.
What did one pig say to the other on the hottest day of the year?
“I’m bacon.”