While being serenaded in a cheesy Italian restaurant, you should behave accordionly.
Which wolves have gone extinct? Were wolves.
The physicists in the Manhattan Project developed a ‘stealth fart’ that made no sound. The world was devastated when the army first used this silent but deadly weapon aka the Atonic Bum.
Cannibals always tell their kids, “Don’t forget to eat your vital men.”
I have a lot of homeless relatives in Hobo kin, NJ.
Puns are great. They are absolutely phonemenal.
Women love reading Charlie Brown. They have Peanuts envy.
What’s the OS of gamblers? A: Windows
The epicentre of radical feminism is New York City, aka Man-hatin’.
Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.