The physicists in the Manhattan Project developed a ‘stealth fart’ that made no sound. The world was devastated when the army first used this silent but deadly weapon aka the Atonic Bum.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
Loading...

What did one pig say to the other on the hottest day of the year?

“I’m bacon.”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)
Loading...