While being serenaded in a cheesy Italian restaurant, you should behave accordionly.
Month: April 2021
The physicists in the Manhattan Project developed a ‘stealth fart’ that made no sound. The world was devastated when the army first used this silent but deadly weapon aka the Atonic Bum.
I have a lot of homeless relatives in Hobo kin, NJ.
Puns are great. They are absolutely phonemenal.
Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.
Those who purchase knickknacks are buy curios.
Audiences vote for the contestant with the best pubic hair on A merkin Idol. You can watch it on PuBeS.
What did one pig say to the other on the hottest day of the year?
“I’m bacon.”
NED: When I bleed, I’m like ALL CAPS…
ED: Huh?
NED: SQWERTYING LIKE MAD!
What is a Quaker truck driver’s favourite band?
Hall and Oates.